A man in Cincinnati, Ohio is wanted for breaking into a woman’s home and sexually assaulted her. With a dollar sign tattoo on his eye, I would assume this man would be fairly easy to spot, right? When will people learn that you’re only doing a disservice to your future by putting ink anywhere above your collar bone and below your wrist? I definitely want to hang out with someone who has knuckle tattoos, don’t you?
Per WKBN in Youngstown:
CINCINNATI (WCMH) — Cincinnati-area Crime Stoppers are looking for a man accused of climbing through a window and assaulting someone. Michael Mann, 34, is described as being 6’3″ and 185 pounds. He has multiple face tattoos and is wanted for aggravated burglary and domestic violence. Police say he is known to live in the Price Hill neighborhood.Cincinnati.com reports the victim has a child with Mann. Anyone with information is asked to call 513-352-3040.
Welp. I think this just further cements my theory that face, neck and hand tattoos really don’t spell a majestic future for people. Besides famous people, who have you dealt with on a normal basis with a face tattoo? Ever shake hands in a business meeting with someone with their hands tatted? There may be exception to this rule, but I wouldn’t bet on it.